He came with a weary cologne that matched the cobwebs on his people skills. A Dracula smile and ego to rival Everest had him convinced he had stuck the sale. According to him, self-reflection was checking your fit in the morning. He draped himself in shallow recommendations and swung himself about like a backpack in an antique shop, blissfully unaware of the shattered glass and porcelain that lays in his wake. 

What an absolute joy that was to write. I very much enjoyed every inch of creating this absolutely shallow and self-centred human. Instead of using the usual object writing prompt website (which I have found seems to be cycling the same words) I went to a random word generator. Absolute bliss. And to think I didn't want to write when I saw the word “recommendation” and almost hit refresh. Instead I thought - this is the challenge I'm supposed to meet, in any case, it's only 5 minutes. 

Look at this absolute beauty. Do you think he stuck the sale?